starangeandunusual:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

(Source: benedictcumberbatchs)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: frustgaytion)

thelordofthebuttz:

religious views: boy butts

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners